1. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle
2. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." -SomeEcards
3. "It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it." -Dorothy, "The Golden Girls"
4. "Neurotics build castles in the air; psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them." -Rita Rudner
5. "Mothers are all slightly insane." -J.D. Salinger
6. "Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you." -Shannon L. Alder
7. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." -Chinese proverb
8. "The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." -SomeEcards
9. "In the end, Mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth." -Randy Susan Meyers, "The Murderer's Daughters"
10. "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day." -Jay Leno
Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/mothers-day-2016-top-10-humurous-quotes-to-pen-on-card-or-to-share-with-mom-163543/#IaBsl441rrBgFifX.99
No comments:
Post a Comment